
*An alternative explanation is that it has ingested a small bird and is doing some highly unnatural recombinant DNA thing. This is, of course, no more reassuring than the first explanation. Are Cheney's idle hands involved?
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Another fungus is the Tomentella, which sheds its spores on the jungle floor, as documented in in the exhibits of the wonderful Museum of Jurassic Technology. The spore may be inhaled by a stink ant, which is inspired (the root meaning of inspired is to breathe in) to climb a nearby tree. Its central nervous system inhabited by the fungus, it sinks its mandibles into a convenient leaf, and waits to complete the cycle. See the Museum's site for the details.
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Finally, here is a potentially useful badge for assigning blame. The economy? Blame the fungus.
Any resemblance to a recent vice president (vice!) is entirely intentional.









































